DJ Mrs. Roper

Those kids live upstairs and Stanley and I live below them. I get to hear everything! They come downstairs if they hear me playing records.   Stanley is probably sitting downstairs watching Charlie's Angels if he's awake. 

 So Stanley was walking across the floor, and he made the record skip! I was trying to do The Hustle and get the dance polished up! Now I expect the skip every time. Men!!